Message from the Dude

They call Los Angeles the "City of Angels".
I didn't find it to be that exactly,
but there are some nice folks there.
'Course I can't say I seen London,
and I never been to France.
And I ain't never seen no queen in her damned undies,
as the fella says.
But I tell you what:
after seeing Los Angeles,
and this here story I'm about to unfold,
I guess I've seen something every bit as stupifying
as you'd see in any of those other places
(and in English, too!)
so I can die with a smile on my face
without feeling like the good lord gypped me.