They call Los Angeles the "City of Angels". I didn't find it to be that exactly, but there are some nice folks there. 'Course I can't say I seen London, and I never been to France. And I ain't never seen no queen in her damned undies, as the fella says. But I tell you what: after seeing Los Angeles, and this here story I'm about to unfold, I guess I've seen something every bit as stupifying as you'd see in any of those other places (and in English, too!) so I can die with a smile on my face without feeling like the good lord gypped me.